Back back back backitty back back!!

Hulloes,

Another title that says it all... It must be the Force expressing itself through my keyboard. The Force sometimes is an idiot, you know? Otherwise, how can you explain Anakin "I'm a powerful whining bitch" Skywalker?
Let's not stray from the topic here, though. After a nice two weeks or so in my homeland, I am back to where I usually live. I am pleased. I have been spoiled with pressies, and as was foreseen, my liver has taken one hell of a beating. Speaking of which, I've receive an official communication from my liver, advising me that any further attempt at mixing liters of alcohol with lightly relaxing illegal substances will result in immediate secession between us. Poow wittwe thing is complaining of having a hard life... I shall go and please it by paying hommage to the Burger King. And in the meantime I think the proper response would be: "Deal with it, bitch." Of course, any suggestion you have is welcome.
Damn. Strayed off again.
I hope your holidays went well, with the prescribed amount of pressies, love and fun.
To the HD girl, should you read that, tu n'es pas seule en ce moment, et tu sais où me trouver. Je pense à toi.
To the rest of you, more stuff coming here in the near future. I commit to nothing, but I'll even try to keep a weekly schedule. Or something.
Ta.